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He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Moishe. There's a guy who did everything right. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. It would have happened like that to Moishe every single time. He was a terrific athlete. He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis.

He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole neighborhood blacks out. A carrot, an egg and a cup of coffee You will never look at a cup of coffee the same way again.

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling. It seemed as one problem was solved, a new one arose.

Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to boil. In the first she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs, and in the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl. Turning to her daughter, she asked, "Tell me, what do you see? Her mother brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots.

She did and noted that they were soft. The mother then asked the daughter to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard boiled egg. Finally, the mother asked the daughter to sip the coffee. The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma. The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?

Each reacted differently. The carrot went in strong, hard, and unrelenting. However, after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak. The egg had been fragile. Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior, but after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened.

The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water, they had changed the water. Are you a carrot, an egg or a coffee bean? Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after a death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and hardened heart? Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain.

When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor. If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you get better and change the situation around you. When the hour is the darkest and trials are their greatest, do you elevate yourself to another level? How do you handle adversity? May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human and enough hope to make you happy.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the most of everything that comes along their way. The brightest future will always be based on a forgotten past; you can't go forward in life until you let go of your past failures and heartaches. When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so at the end, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying.

Health experts in Europe now say one carrot a day can keep you free of colon cancer. You know, I just hope they mean you eat it. This could be the first time ever that a crime gets nominated for a Country Music Award. Then the Pentagon told him, 'You know, Mr. President, we really don't have enough ammunition left to do that.

Evidentially, the ingredient that makes you high was filtering through to the milk. Of course this will be a lot easier on the dairy farmers too, since the cows won't constantly be giggling every time they try to milk them. See, I don't think President Bush quite understands this. Like today, when they asked him about the Kyoto Accord, President Bush said he much prefers the Camry.

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Dear Doctor White: Lard thunderin' jassssus bye, I'm at me wits end and I'm prayin' you'll operate on me so I can have me nuts cut off and make me sterile. Me reasons are numerous. After being married for seven years and having had 9 children, I have come to the conclusion that contraceptives are friggin' useless. After getting married here in Gander bye, I was advised by the priest to use the rhythm method.

Despite trying the Tango and the Samba, me wife fell pregnant, and I ruptured meself doing the Cha-Cha. Apart from dat, where do ye find a band when ye get the urge at two o'clock in the mornin'? Another doctor suggested the safe period. At the time, we wus livin' with de in-laws and we had to wait tree weeks fer the safeperiod, when the 'ouse was empty.

Needless to say dat didn't work, and da missus got pregnant again. Twins dis time. A lady of several years' experience said if we made love while breast feeding we would be all right. Well, I finished up with clear skin, silky hair and was very healthy Another tale we 'eard was if da wife jumped up and down after intercourse dis would prevent pregnancy.

She slipped a disk, stubbed er big toe, but she still got pregnant again. Jaaaaasus nother set of twins. I asked the pharmacist about the condoms and he demonstrated them, so I bought a big box. Me wife fell pregnant again, which did not surprise me as I never did believe how stretching one of dem things over yer index finger could ever stop da missus from getting knocked up yet again.

We tried the coil next but dat didn't work. It had a left-hand screw and me wife is definitely a right-hand screw. The Dutch cap was next and seemed to be our answer, but the wife got severe headaches when the only size available was too tight across 'er forehead. Ye can see me problems right? If I can't 'ave da operation I will 'ave to resort to oral sex, but lard jasssssus bye I can't believe dat talking bout it is any substitute fer the real ting.

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Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment, and nobody else shows up, and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time. Dedicated salesman: Recently I tried out an affiliate sales program selling tanning salon appointments. I called my first Harlem number and got a Ms.

Letecia Jackson. I introduced myself politely and asked her if she knew the benefits of a good tan. Before I could explain, I somehow lost the connection. Being a good salesman, I tried another Harlem number. This time I called Mr. Leroy Brown. Brown wasn't happy with the salon, as he said he wasn't "ever going back there or any other damned place that had an alarm system over the cash register.

I continued to tell people how much better they'd feel with a little color in their cheeks. How they'd be able to "trick" their friends into believing they'd been "working out in the fields" all day long to obtain a glorious tan. So I moved on to my next assigned area, Watts. Ahhh, Southern California.

Sun worshippers all. What an easy sale this should be. But, somehow, the folks in California were no more receptive to the benefits of good skin coloring than the folks in New York were. X, a quick 15 minute visit and your skin color will announce to the world that you're rich and powerful. Why he thinks a donkey would want to play with them, though, mystifies me.

I just don't understand why I can't sell these tanning salon appointments. I guess people aren't concerned about their health anymore. A little Jewish humour: What is the proper blessing to recite before logging on to the internet? At the beginning of the meeting, the young man whispers to the Shadkhan: You told me she was young, beautiful and as svelt as a model.

I come here and I see she's at least ten years older than I am. Not only that The Shadkhan says, "You can speak louder, she's also deaf. Our Sages have also established a formula to determine how much one should spend on the ring: Take the amount you can afford and multiply by eighteen.

That is how much you must spend. The ring symbolizes many things. First, a ring has the form of a link in a chain. This symbolizes that marriage chains a man and deprives him of his liberty. As our Sages teach, "Who is a free man? One who eludes marriage" Avot de-Robbie Benson 8: The ring is a circle that has no beginning and no end, which is how marriage feels after a couple of years.

This also alludes to Talmud Torah Torah study , which is also endless, all the more so because a man won't learn much once he marries. Of course, a ring is not essential - any piece of jewelry that fits the above requirements will be fine. I started to think about how this could be. I thought back to a time many years ago when I had written the punch lines of my top hundred or so jokes into my notebook yep — no memory then either , for ready reference.

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The principal function of the month of March is to use up the Winter weather that wouldn't fit in February. Here's a very bizarre story A year-old Wisconsin man has been arrested for having sexual relations with a cow. Apparently they met on the Internet. You never know what you're going to get.

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I note that you wish to have title extended further than the years covered by the present application. I was unaware that any educated person in this country, particularly those working in the property area, would not know that Louisiana was purchased, by the U. For the edification of uninformed FHA bureaucrats, the title to the land prior to U.

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Now the Pope, as I'm sure you may know, is the emissary of Jesus Christ, the Son of God, and God, it is commonly accepted, created this world. Therefore, I believe it is safe to presume that God also made that part of the world called Louisiana. God, therefore, would be the owner of origin and His origins date back, to before the beginning of time, the world as we know it AND the FHA.

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A Snail takes 33 hours to crawl 1 mile. The bigger the naval, the sweeter the orange. In an average lifetime the human heart circulates 55 million gallons of blood. Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously. Peanuts are used in the manufacture of dynamite. At the first Thanksgiving dinner, Lobster was one of the main entrees. No word in the English Language rhymes with month.

Worcestershire Sauce is basically an Anchovy Ketchup. Oak trees do not have acorns until they are 50 years or older. The dial tone of a normal phone is in the key of F. Bubble Gum contains rubber. Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. Camel's milk does not curdle.

A group of owls is called a parliament. Giraffes have no vocal cords. Professional ballerinas use about 12 pair of toe shoes per week. All you have to do is be: Not forget the dates of: Let him play with your boobs. Fred walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm. He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his wife is in bed, reading a magazine. That's a sheep.

The Internal Revenue Service sent their auditor to a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the Rabbi, and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles. So he thought he'd go on, in his obnoxious way What do you do with the crumbs from the matzo? You know those ten 'things' you sent me via e-mail?

I was wondering if they are important. Of course, they are important. Otherwise, I would not have sent them to you. I could say the dog ate them;but, of course, you would see right through that. Are you trying to tell me you didn't save them, Moses? You told me that before. I was going to save them, but I forgot.

I did forward them to some people before I lost them though. There was the one guy who said he never uses 'shalt not. E-mailed him back and told him I don't even eat that stuff, and I have no idea how you can send it to someone through a computer. He used Your name in vain.

You don't think he might have sent me one of those -- err -- plagues, and that's the reason I lost those ten 'things', do you? This computer stuff is just too much for me. Can we go back to those stone tablets? It was hard on my back taking them out and reading them each day, but at least I never lost them.

And did you do that? After all, who knows more about this stuff than you? And I really like your hours. By the way, Sir, did Noah have two of these mice on the ark? Why did you not name them 'frogs' instead of 'mice,' because did you not tell me the thing they sit on is a pad? Man did, and you can call yours a frog if you want to.

I bet some woman told Adam to call it a mouse. After all, was it not a woman who named one of the computers 'Apple? I am pointing the mouse, and it seems to be working. Yes, a couple of the ten 'things' have come back. I'm sending you another set of stone tablets. Here's another reason to be happy to live in America A new study says that it is extremely expensive to own a dog in England.

But Prince Charles said he is going ahead with the wedding anyway. Congress holds committee hearings Thursday to grill Major League ballplayers about performance-enhancing drugs in baseball. The hearings are so pointless. What can a bunch of guys on steroids teach a bunch of guys on Viagra about cheating?

I asked her if she had used it before and was told that she wears it only once a year. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. Dr Scholl's footpads buck up the feet. What's the definition of an impotent loser?

A guy who can't even get his hopes up. A woman was in a sex boutique shopping for vibrators when the clerk said, "Perhaps you might be interested in this one. It's our most realistic model. A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry, it won't happen again"?

Have you heard that Pillsbury merged with Trojan? They're coming out with a self-rising Condom. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks? A person who worries about things that didn't happen in the past A cynic I know firmly believes that a wife is much like a swimming pool — in both cases the cost of maintenance far exceeds the value of the time you spend inside them!

She supervises study hall during first period and every morning, she greets the children with a hearty, "Welcome to PMS! I hope you enjoy your first period! If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model… I have lumps and dents and scratches in my finish, and my paint job is getting a little dull - but that's not the worst of it.

My fenders are too wide to be considered stylish. They were once as sleek as a little MG - now they look more like my mom's old Buick. My seat cushions have split open at the seams. My seats are sagging. Seat belts? Air bags? Forget it. The only bags I have these days are under my eyes. Not counting the saddlebags, of course.

I have soooooo many miles on my odometer. Sure, I've been many places and seen many things, but when is the last time an appraiser factored life experiences against depreciation? My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close. My reaction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. I'm burning fuel at an inefficient rate. But here's the worst of it: I'm so ready for a trade in! Anyone know where I can get a good deal? Perks Of Being Over 50 1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you? People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. There is nothing left to learn the hard way. Things you buy now won't wear out. You can eat dinner at 4 P.

You can live without sex but not without glasses. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. You get into heated arguments about pension plans. You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You sing along with elevator music. Your eyes won't get much worse. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. Still, being "over the hill" is much better than being under it! What's the difference between husbands and prisoners? Prisoners complain behind bars while husbands complain IN them.

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